Neighbours

Meet the three noisiest residents of our house, Zoe, Lucia and Garth. There are four flats in the building, three of them inhabited by screaming, stomping, squealing two-and-a-half year olds. In the remaining flat, incidentally the one beneath ours, lives David - not a deaf grandpa but an eligible young bachelor. Poor guy. Still, he's been there since Zoe was born and even though he has grumbled a bit as noise levels rose, he's not making any real efforts to move. Oh, and how good is having an ice cream with your friends in the middle of winter?