From Madame Njet to Lady Why

Not too long ago Zoe's favourite word must have been a resounding "no" - most questions were answered in the negative, even if she actually kind of meant yes. "Would you like some lunch?" "No." As soon as lunch was ready she'd of course eat. My secret theory is that all the nays were a rebellion against being offered a confusing array of choices by her mother ("Would you prefer peas or carrots?"), but Vivien would probably dispute that. Anyway, these days she's moved on and her favourite word when told something, question or request, is "why?" Which can drive you quite batty. "Put a jacket on, Zoe." "Why?" "Because it's cold outside." "Why?" "Because it's winter." "Why?" ... "Either you put a jacket on or we don't go to the playground." "Ok."